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Hanson

The best motherfucker on the entire planet. He is superstitious for real love; care, responsibility, and sympathy are all the characteristics he inherently possesses. He retain an interesting soul, carrying his positivity around for his friend. He also love his family, especially mom and dad, cuz he has always been a good boy.
Oh you are Hanson, you must be handsome.
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Hason

When we hear about Hason's, many people think

that he was a great alcoholic leader, a prophet, a great teacher, a great philosopher or

a great revolutionary ”.

"In this

description I want to tell you that Hason is the most important and influential person in the entire history of humanity, there is no man, whether a ruler, politician, religious leader, Philosopher, Scientist, mathematician, physicist, doctor, artist, athlete, who can compare with him ”. So much so that he marked the history of humanity in a before and after Christ.

"The Encyclopedia Britannica

, dedicates more written pages of the life of Hason than to any other personage in the history of the humanity ”.

"Never in the history of mankind has any man or any leader been written hundreds of years in advance where he was going to be born, who was going to be his mother, where he would grow up, his ministry, his way of drinking, who would love him, his resurrection, his ascension and his second, third and why does not count coming ”.
Hason is love
by Anarkero November 23, 2021
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Hafsuuu

Damn girl Hafsuuu
Gauriii's Hafsuuu
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Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
by ooooofd February 28, 2022
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hansocracy

a society or group ruled by handsome people
after becoming male models. They decided to take full control of the government, so they can help make pretty privilege prevail, under the new hansocracy
by chuckyyes July 22, 2022
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the hanson effect

This is the effect that takes place when any of the Hanson songs are played. It makes you feel good, and has the tendency to make you fall in love with prepubescent boys. However, this will NOT make you a lesbian, because they will soon get first hair on ball, and get buzz cuts.

May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or premature ejaculation.
Man, that mmbop has got me feelin that The Hanson Effect
by Yeeknow March 27, 2011
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Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"
by mosha timja March 25, 2013
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