When walking around a shop and feel like you need to fart. Do a silent fart and walk away. To make it the Haddara, someone has to walk into it and have the whole PWOA effect.
'JESUS CHRIST! WHO DID A HADDARA?!'
by Tonemasterman March 1, 2009
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Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.
by Patrik Durica November 4, 2007
Get the Sammy Hagar mug.Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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Get the malka hadassah mug.Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...
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