urbana hospital

A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine

Urbana hospital killed my sister because she had a nose bleed and put an iv in her

by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020

Flag

Get the urbana hospital mug.

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014

Flag

Get the Hotel Hospitality mug.

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

Flag

Get the Old Swinford Hospital school mug.

Hospital flip

A skate trick

“Yo you want me to teach you how to do the hospital flip?”

by Vibinwit.kyli August 1, 2021

Flag

Get the Hospital flip mug.

An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.

Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.

by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023

Flag

Get the An Affordable Hospital mug.

Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent

Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Flag