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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional
Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho
by Milesotoole February 1, 2015
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horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
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Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.
Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024
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Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky
by strappling May 30, 2022
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horizontal skyscraper

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.
Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.
by eddieQ March 6, 2016
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