Hamilton MA

Hamilton ma is an entirely white, rich, preppy town in Massachusetts. The town is full of manicured mansions, German and Italian cars and housewife’s that look like a burnt Barbie doll. The impeccable school system is envied by every other town though they are unaware of the constant inner turmoil. The kids are extremely cliquey consisting of the popular group, the the weird outcasts that no one knows. The adults in the town are absolutely relentless, they will yell out at town meetings, yell at the school administrators and threaten people with their lawyers or just run them out of the town. The tax rate is the highest in the state and people expect everything to be catered to them due to this.

The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi.

If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.
So your from Hamilton MA? How many poor people have you hit with your car?
by Henry 16483 January 18, 2022
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Trevor Hamilton

Trevor won't stand up for him/herself when shit's going down; Is usually referred to as a cuckold and a bitch
You're being a total Trevor Hamilton
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Hamilton, Ontario

The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.

Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.



Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
by Dundasian February 06, 2005
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Hamilton Seesaw

the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.
Chris Hamilton loved to hamilton seesaw with those two twins on homecoming night.
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Karlee Hamilton

A Karlee Hamilton is a very beautiful well maned girl.
Any guy is lucky to have a Karlee in your life because she knows the most sweetest things to say to you to cheer u up when your feeling down. And another good thing is she is always positive and thats the best thing to look in a girl.
and NEVER NEVER END IT BECAUSE U WOULD NEVER FIND A BEAUTIFUL NICE GIRL LIKE HER.

BECAUSE I MADE THAT BIG MISTAKE AND IV REGRET IT AND WILL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
love you and always will. xxxxoooo (-:
beautiful as Karlee Hamilton island Karlee is just a very smart intelligent girl that deserves some right
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Alexander Hamilton

The man, The myth ,The legendary founding father without a father
Alexander Hamilton the best founding father in life
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Alexander Hamilton

1. Bastard

2. orphan

3. son of a whore and a scotsman
4. dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean

5. hero
6. scholar
7. $10

8. founding father without a father

9. in charge of a trading charter at 14
10. he will never be satisfied
+1. makes girls helpless
Hamiilton: An American Musical is amazig!! It includes Alexander Hamilton
by ELIZAA HAM April 01, 2018
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