Guada

A pretentious cunt

FB User 1: "What is up with that dude constantly being a grammar Nazi?"

FB User 2: "I know right...he's such a Guada."

by The Don 01 July 23, 2014

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013

gunalen

A chill guy who cares for his friends

Rahul: My friend just helped me pass the SOL

Paul: He is such a Gunalen

by Ayauaayyausugnfj January 11, 2017

Guad

To be doing stupid, or to be being or being wack.

Bro, what are you sayin, you actually Guad bro, get out of my face.

by 6ixman August 14, 2019

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010