Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Governor Worries

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.

I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.

by Chris prays May 22, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

government.doing.stuff

white boy commie with fluffy brown hair

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.

by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020

Grover Fur

Not to be confused with the Stalinist-Beriaist scholar 'Grover Furr'

A Grover Fur is a loyal follower of Angkar and commander of the Groyper army.
The habitat of a Grover Fur may or may not be a Kampuchean praying mantis nest.

Hey do you see that Khmer mantis herd there? there's a rare Grover Fur between those 2 mantises

by PolPotDidNothngWrong January 17, 2021

A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.

When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.

by Lynn828 June 18, 2013

Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.

The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.

by Bryce Hall/Sway Boy Wannabe July 20, 2020