poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020

Shit's grits

Short for this shit is grits. Refers to when something is really pleasurable or enjoyable

*plays fire song* Duuuude this shit's grits

by Bon Airman May 18, 2018

Fish and Grits

Fish and Grits is a soul food that is known for being eaten by pimps, and is often served with hennessy. Often served in the south. It is in the lyrics of ATLiens by Outkast.

"If you like Fish and Grits and all that pimp shit, everybody let me here you say Oh Yayer"

"that bitch better bring me my henny, so my meal of fish and grits will be complete"

by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

Grits Association

A club or group that hair is just stankin, ugly, nasty, needs to get done, or nappy.; G.A.

Man, you in the Grits Association dawg! Yo hair is messed up!!!!!

by dadadoodoo May 11, 2009

panty grit

the granular substance found in the folds of the lady regions often due to ineffective hygiene or from the build-up of intercourse juices. (can be rated on a scale similar to that of sandpaper)

He likened Michelle's panty grit to that of blasting his face with extra coarse, 24-grit sandpaper lubed with rotten oysters.

by annie, leah & mandy December 14, 2007

tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.

I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.

by grit money August 2, 2011