scaled gradient

A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.

Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!

Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!

by A_Holo_Human_Person April 19, 2019

Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

on the griddle

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

by Davenasty July 6, 2018

Baltimore city grading system

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade

Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.

by Big dicked daddy bong October 20, 2019

off the grid

Subscribing to AT&T wireless service in New York City or San Francisco.

Just got my new iPhone and AT&T service... I've decided to go off the grid.

by Long-suffering AT&T subscriber July 20, 2010