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The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 11, 2017
Gremlin sauna is the ideal choice to relax in a spa bath and shower room for the family or a spa shower
Me, you, Gremlin Sauna
by Obviouslynotcata May 10, 2021
A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
This piss gremlin is stinkie
by robloxsex22 April 09, 2022
A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021
When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 23, 2019