Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner
She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet
by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019
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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.
Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog
by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021
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gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour
1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021
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Piss Gremlin

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
by robloxsex22 April 9, 2022
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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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