Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance

"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)

by Lakeport December 10, 2008

greer

v.
to own someone at their own game

i just greered you in paintball(see also: rooked

by schenksta November 11, 2004

Gerber

A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.

"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"

by eitjo4i5y69823453 January 1, 2008

gerber

cool

"your jacket is gerber."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

gerber

When you are so spun out hammered that your face takes on the look of the baby in the gerber ads.

Holy dude, you don't need anymore beer - you've been gerbering for the last half hour.

by joeld October 2, 2005

greer

A huge ape-like girl with red hair

There goes emma greer, quick, hold your breath.

by 2343534 August 7, 2004