david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.

Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"

by Detwiler November 7, 2007

Golazo

A passionate soccer brand based in Seattle, WA that produces foods and beverages with all natural ingredients, Latin-inspired flavors, and functionality for the pitch. Their mission: We Fuel Fútbol.

I've got a game later today & need to pick up some Golazo so I stay energized & hydrated.

by Score Golazo November 7, 2011

david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009

gofyaself

a reply when a duchebag talks "shit" to you

your gay. gofyaself!

by OBMIT November 13, 2009

Goleana

Usually a round person that can be found cleaning windows in the middle of class.

Her hair looks like a waterfall.

She always says:

"Shut up Alexia"

"Oh my god Tamara!"

Her laugh is really funny.

Oh look Goleana's cleanin the window, what a champ.

Get that Goleana off of me, she's biting.

by Jonathan Davis The Gravy King June 24, 2010

golazo

is when you score in soccer directly from a corner kick.
or sometimes when you score a beautiful improbable goal it is called a golazo.

colombia won the game 2:1, but brasil's goal was a golazo!

by janko17 July 19, 2005

Golance

A combination of the words "go" and "lance" in reference to the great Lance Armstrong that when said together sound like one word, especially after screaming it 93856.8 times while watching coverage of the Tour de France. Unfortunately, Lance has retired, but we can still say "Golance" for everything he has done for cancer research and the sport of cycling.

Lance Armstrong just passed Jan Ullrich in the time trial!GOLANCE!

by livestrongpatriot December 28, 2005