Gilbert

Grandma I like to play Bingo with

"I gotta go bro, my gilbert is calling me she needs me asap!"

by $kunklung$ February 16, 2021

Gilbert

A man with unreasonably sexy knees

I was sitting beside Gilbert yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his knees.

by Gibby575 February 24, 2021

gilberts balls

a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.

gilberts balls are not real

by gilbert ludwig halisdemir ball May 3, 2021

Logan Gilbert Fan Club

Best Mariners fan on twitter.

Can troll but is cool.
Fake pessimist

twink ah mff

"Logan Gilbert Fan Club sent me hole in dms."

by tradejohnwalltruther4 August 3, 2025

Gilbert

Something swell, hip, and very cool.

Gilbert comes from the 1950 film “To The Stars”

“Your dress is so gilbert!” “That party would be gilbert!” “say that’s a gilbert idea!”

by phathog November 14, 2025

Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.

Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024

Gilbert cut

1. Tree branches that have been poorly chopped off and leaving a good portion of the limb behind; or an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.

Someone fucked up that tree with that gilbert cut!

by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024