genderflux

gender identity depending on intensity; i.e if you were born a female, sometimes you would be like 'FUCK YEAH I'M A GIRL' and other times you would be like '...nah'

Genderflux individuals are on the genderfluid spectrum. They usually switch between male and female identities.

by yosafroze February 26, 2015

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.

Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."

by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009

geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks

The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes

by archeobob July 1, 2011

Genderchill

The state of being fully open and accepting of other people's gender identities, while also being open to understanding and exploring your own gender identity, regardless of societal expectations

In a world rife with transphobia and toxic masculinity, Marla and his group of friends rejected the norm and lived their lives as genderchill individuals

by samuelfodor July 1, 2016

Gender Deaf

Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.

Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.

Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”

by thehoff35 May 11, 2019

gender grime

The accumulation and build up of gender specific excretions that over time leave a distinct layer of filth.

The foot massage parlor was shut down by the health department due to an abundance of gender grime.

by Impudicus April 2, 2019