Groomba

An imaginary Polish monster made up to scare kids.

The Groomba is coming out tonight!

by RebeccaLynne March 10, 2007

Groomothra

The male version of a bridezilla. What the groom turns into when he loses his sanity and good nature over inconsequential details on the big day.

These center-pieces look awful.

Don't tell, Tom. He's being a total Groomothra.

by ZBB May 18, 2011

Groompus

When cute things/animal/people makes you annoyed and yet you can't let it out because you still found them cute and adorable

Person A : Hey you ok?

Person B : My dog eat my homework, making me groompus af

by Pompom who change to face-con March 2, 2021

Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.

Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!

by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009

Double Groom Doom

A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.

Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.

Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.

obvious Double Groom Doom

Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.

by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011

Butt Groomer

Someone who likes to shave butt holes. Fetish related

Yo that dude's a butt groomer, he loves to shave those booty holes.

by Troll star May 31, 2018