by noltad eggits March 04, 2008
While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
by Guido and The Guy April 10, 2019
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
by NutmegBGB June 07, 2019
A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
by The Street Team July 03, 2006
Italian/italian wanna-be that flaunts his money even though he only makes $25,000 a year working construction, selling mortages, club promoting, and/or drug-steriod selling. Worse then nigger rich.
by Nero Armani May 09, 2006
A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"
by waterLOSER15 September 29, 2010
Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009