grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

Meltdown’s grandma

A grandma with deepness of ovaries

Damn meltdown’s grandma is a squirter.

by reeeeee123 August 24, 2019

grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield

Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips

by dictionarious December 18, 2008

grandmas kisses

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you

"i love your grandmas kisses"

by cornychips June 4, 2021

Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.

1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."

by jiggalove May 14, 2005

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010

Grandma's Tux

A grandma that ties her saggy ass breasts in a bow tie.

Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.

I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.

by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011