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Gooner

A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning
Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
by anonymous July 8, 2024
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Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
by erghuij June 29, 2024
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Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.
Becky: I’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw a Dante edit earlier and i just have to play it.
Emma: Ugh you’re such a Capcom gooner
by Blondemenarehot May 23, 2025
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AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.
by RangedDeer July 23, 2025
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Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves
Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!
by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
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Gooner

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2
by ItsCookz January 9, 2025
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Gooner

check out Maple! theyre being a gooner!
by skinibif May 22, 2025
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