Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

by Murda187 March 17, 2022

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

are you going gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2013

im going to skin you

im going to make u a skeleton

im going to skin you

by ballsack928181 March 3, 2023

im going to can you

spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray

im going to can you fam

by leng u fam November 14, 2022

Are you going to Drew Lock me?

This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.

Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.

Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?

by jackelliott December 30, 2024