Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Glummewing

Type of mewing, a brain rot term referring to a process in which you do a reverse mew in order to get the worst jaw line possible.

Dude, my jaw line looks too good, I might need to start Glummewing a bit.

by MelnWarrior April 7, 2024

Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved

"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."

by Я ненавижу ты лил ниггер April 10, 2024

Glumbus

An abstract and versatile word used by young adults and teenagers in Toronto, glumbus is a noun that changes meaning dependent on the context in which it is used. It can be positive or negative and the speaker's tone is usually the best hint as to what glumbus means.

Bro, you're such a glumbus

by glumby123 May 23, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Glumpy

Getting a hummer on the throne

I was drinking a Guinness whilst getting a glumpy

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024