Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

glampse

glampse: When you gently press down on someone’s hand as a wordless way of showing love, comfort, or “I’m here.”

“He glampsed her hand before she went on stage. She didn’t need words.”

by cerulena May 8, 2025

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Isabella glomski

Should date Jackson

Isabella glomski should date Jackson

by FireSerpent8663 February 9, 2022

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025