fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.

I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.

by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016

Fur trapping

The act of trying to locate and have sex with a furry

Hey, I'm going fur trapping tonight. You in?

by Two angry vets February 9, 2020

side fur

when you have a bush of pubic hair hanging out of your underware.

Samantha you have side fur when you wear your bikini.

by Richard_dick May 27, 2015

scrotal fur

A fancy name for a man's pubes. Other names include scrote fuzz, hairy peaches, and or the lion's mane (as you can imagine). Great care and landscaping are encouraged for this ball hair. A weekly scrubbing should remove most viscous fluids from the fur.

Wow this shampoo is excellent at decreasing my scrotal fur!

by U w0t M8? April 20, 2015

Snow Fur

the way to describe a stinkin hot yandere furry

"that chick didn't let me get a blink of sleep last night!"
"she must be a snow fur."

by SpoiledJam March 25, 2021

fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010