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funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)
I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile
by Mc.ink November 5, 2020
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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017
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funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing
I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.
by DaddyCow May 6, 2018
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Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
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Funer

So if you don’t want to do an activity or anything because you want to do something funer You can tell your friends I don’t want to do this I want to do something funer
Hey guys so I’m not gonna do this I’m doing something funer
by :):D:(cookie October 9, 2021
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