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Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
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Tenfold Funeral

This saying is in the "One Punch Man" manga. An character named "Speed o' Sound" Sonic uses this as a move against the protagonist of the manga known as Saitama.
This move consists of ten afterimages, proving how fast Speed o' Sound Sonic really is.
Speed o' Sound Sonic: "Ultimate Technique! Tenfold Funeral!"
by TOASTKING ☑️ July 27, 2023
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Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.
by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018
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Funer

More fun that sounds dumb say funer when you want
This is way funer than read inside.
Can it get funer then this?
by Emm26elbe June 11, 2019
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Funeral-Istic

Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

2.
by wolfles August 15, 2015
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gay funeral

A funeral in which i pray the lord my soul to keep to bless jahseh 🙏👆🏾🏀
mother i attendeth jahses gay funeral
Allah amen
by Hugo P. April 10, 2020
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Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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