Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019

Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

by Nova4500 February 28, 2019

flappy

Jerking of while no one is aware of the ongoing act

Alexander loves to flappy from time to time.

"I love to flappy, because no one knows!"

by Flappybird69 May 5, 2019

Flappywappybuzzywuzzyflyywyystingywingynonstingyitis

The immunity to bee, nettle and wasp stings. The immunity to the sting of small living things - this does not apply to scorpions.

You have flappywappybuzzywuzzyflyywyystingywingynonstingyitis? So that means you don't feel wasp stings? Or nettle stings? Or bee stings? Cool!

by BigBooooooobies June 22, 2019

Flappy

When your hair is nappy but you were laying down too long and it's flat in the back.

I passed out and woke up with flappy bed head.

by Hurtjjliz June 25, 2019

Flappypuss

When a girl has massive labia that's hangs over 6 inches long she has a flappypuss

Hey dave did you see that girl from Lelant naked on site the other day her ham was well long and dangly

Yer Dan I did mate she had a massive case of flappypuss

by Thatthereeresee August 21, 2019