Fucktard

noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.

by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011

Fucktard

It is a combanation of two words that mean idiot; "fucking retard".

"Bobby is such a fucktard!"

"Susie, stop acting like a fucktard."

by Snikkin-nikkin February 24, 2007

Fucktard

An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.

Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.

by BZslim April 3, 2007

fucktard

a combinatin of both a fucker and a retard

" you are a fuctard and a dirty bastard"

by mara October 21, 2003

Fucktard

A complete and total moron

Sean's mom is a huge fucktard.

by Billy Castillo December 5, 2006

fucktarded

fucktards would do fucktarded things!

You are being fucktarded by looking up this but i love you for it becasue you are a fucktard!

by a.team November 14, 2010

fucktard

noun. Combination of the words 'fucking' and 'retard'. Someone who is so offensively useless and/or stupid, two offensive words must be combined in order to chastise them.

What did you expect, fucktard? You double parked my car in front of a police station!

by D-Lines December 9, 2008