Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.
by BZslim April 3, 2007
Get the Fucktardmug. A complete and total moron
by Billy Castillo December 5, 2006
Get the Fucktardmug. by a.team November 14, 2010
Get the fucktardedmug. noun. Combination of the words 'fucking' and 'retard'. Someone who is so offensively useless and/or stupid, two offensive words must be combined in order to chastise them.
by D-Lines December 9, 2008
Get the fucktardmug. by Dan July 18, 2003
Get the fucktardmug. 
1: Adj. a contraction between "fuck" and "Retard" usually used to describe someone who isn't legally retarded, but might as well be.
2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.
2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.
1: Robert, being a complete Fucktard, decided to see what would happen if he put sugar in his gas tank while on vacation.
2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.
2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.
by Od1n April 29, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug.