fuck me pumps

Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!

guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell

girl: harder, harder!

by courtney mike jones November 08, 2007

Fuck me swinging

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.

Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"

by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006

FUCK ME DADDY

A word that is used to define ones sexual desire for men

“I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME DADDY!”

by miraboi April 10, 2018

Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:

1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.

by stsebastian October 29, 2008

fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.

As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.

by harry flashman August 06, 2003

Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

fuck me dady

Fuck me dady

Means to slap that pussy harder

Or slam your dick in that pussy or booty

"fuck me dady"
"Ok,slam,slam,slam"

by Fuck me dady February 03, 2019