hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Shit Fuck

A phrase used when something goes wrong.

Person 1: Your credit card was just declined.
Angry person 2: SHIT FUCK!

by chrispy krem February 26, 2009

shit-fuck

When neither 'shit' nor 'fuck' cut it.

Dr. Bunghole Inspector- You have AIDS

You- Well, shit-fuck.

by CatInYourHat April 12, 2011

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

by A very sticky keyboard February 14, 2017

Fuck This Shit I'm out

being scared or confused to a point of wanting to leave

Ah hell nah, fuck this shit I'm out.

by I am bored so I make word May 4, 2022

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

by Lambnesio September 17, 2008