fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

team killing fucktard

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com

After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard

by Taylor March 5, 2005

Fucktalk

The default way in which some people interject the word FUCK into their everyday speech. Also the compendium of obscenities one can fit into a conversation in a casual way.

Hey buddy, can you translate what this whore just wrote to me? You speak fluent fucktalk!

by LOL_as January 30, 2009

fucitol

pronounced: Fuck it all,but the written word is "Fucitol". It is typically seen in the written form usually like how on a doctor's prescrition form.

It is an attitude that one takes when they are stressed out and need a break from it all, unwind, and the attitude is described as a pill called "fucitol"

Dude, you are really stressing out - you should get a prescription of "Fucitol";

or, did you forget your fucitol today? you are really stressin' the rest of us out...

by jvradar July 20, 2011

fucktard

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015

fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

Fuckit List

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010