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Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"
by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017
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Fried Day

Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.
It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.
by xNTCx October 16, 2008
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fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her
My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!
by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017
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Fried Clam

When you cum in a girls vagina then spit a lugee on her vagina then eat her out.
"damn, my girl bought me a xbox one so I fried clamed her pussy."
by catcher33jtb May 18, 2017
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Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.
by Rydux July 12, 2016
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fringe fries

Those nasty, crunchy, dried-up fries that have been sitting under the heat lamp at a fast food restaurant for a couple of hours. These are often given to customers when they're almost out, but haven't made a new batch of fries yet.
I went to McDonald's the other day, and at least a third of my fries were fringe fries.
by psychroclasm October 27, 2011
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fried fly

The aroma of a housefly after it hits a halogen bulb.
The sweet smell of "fried fly" filled the den and everyone denied farting.
by w h richatdson December 9, 2007
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