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Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"
by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017
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Fried Day

Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.
It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.
by xNTCx October 16, 2008
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accidental fries

you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them

and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."
by billbilly_bill June 5, 2022
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Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.
by Rydux July 12, 2016
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fringe fries

Those nasty, crunchy, dried-up fries that have been sitting under the heat lamp at a fast food restaurant for a couple of hours. These are often given to customers when they're almost out, but haven't made a new batch of fries yet.
I went to McDonald's the other day, and at least a third of my fries were fringe fries.
by psychroclasm October 27, 2011
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Fried Clam

When you cum in a girls vagina then spit a lugee on her vagina then eat her out.
"damn, my girl bought me a xbox one so I fried clamed her pussy."
by catcher33jtb May 18, 2017
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jelly fried

When one's jealousy becomes so intense they become confrontational or even violent
That homegirl is so jelly fried you are best off not even looking in her mans direction.
by Rooster Rue January 17, 2015
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