French finish

When you rip off the end of a baguette and take out all the fluff so that you put your cock inside it after wanking and spunk right in it.

For fuk’s sake why did Jean-Paul Knick my baton again he better not be doing the French Finish. “Pain” in the neck he is.

by Monsieur Baguette January 30, 2020

French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

French Rat

The action of not fulfilling an obligation which in-turn causes a negative outcome to occur to your friends.

Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.

by CoastGuardOper8r69 March 1, 2018