Freighturbating

When you masturbate to some (or all) of the black Friday deals in a harbor freight catalog

"Hey bill, check out this air compressor!"

"I know Bob, i found myself freighturbating to it earlier, a lot!"

by Godberd November 15, 2019

Freida

A strong, traditional female name of Germanic origin. It's a variant of the name Freyja (Freya / Freja), the goddess of war and love.

Freida is agood woman.

by KingPumpers July 6, 2021

Tennessee Freight Train

A sex act where the man covers his penis in hot sauce and the woman gets ready by going doggy style, then the man dashes towards the woman's pussy with his boner out and ready, and smashes his hot sauce covered penis up her vagina.

Last night was great, Charlie did a Tennessee Freight Train.

by XXX_Harambe_XXX May 16, 2018

waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

frozen freight train

When a shit is taken and is of nice form you poor water on it, freeze it, then stick it in some deserving whores puss.

Your mom really is a nasty bitch. Every time one frozen freight train melted she pulled another out of the freezer like she'd been waiting for me for weeks.

by jimcg August 31, 2005

Freitas

Some may call it going number two

I have to sit down on the toilet and take a Freitas

by Boblelelele February 24, 2007

freind cest

freind cest is where one of your freinds has got with a girl and then you get with the same girl. extreme cases of freind cest can involve one girl going around a group

dave bennington did you get with ruth last night? so did i hi 5 to freind cesting!

by burgerboydave January 2, 2010