FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.
I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.
by JAD1965 November 14, 2009
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Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.
me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.
by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021
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Foster Grandparent

Foster Grandparents are senior volunteers who serve, in schools, day-cares and other child centered programs, as tutors and mentors for children with special or exceptional needs.
The Foster Grandparent Program is a part of Senior Corps in the Corporation for National and Community Service.
The Foster Grandparent has helped little Susie improve her reading skills significantly.
by ribzoza March 02, 2012
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foster cock

how one would refer to something they dislike.
bman is a foster cock.
by VD-WHiZ August 12, 2003
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Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"
by Reach Around Sundae June 02, 2009
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Bananas Foster

To have Bacardi 151 poured on one's back and lit on fire while receiving anal sex doggy-style.
My partner really got heated up when I gave him a bananas foster.
by RustyTromboners July 12, 2010
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Ben Foster

This is someone who is constantly trying to be funny and never gets the picture that people don't want to listen to them. They are usually considered a loser or lame.
#1 friend-Wow, he's such a Ben Foster
#2 friend- I know! I wish he'd just leave
by Bronsonbabe July 27, 2016
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