i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Putyourfaceindriveintovelensa...or something like that
by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.
"Me, myself and I"
by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

by LizzieZulu November 7, 2008

by McLovin2468 May 13, 2018

'give it a good ol' rub'
'spicy meat'
'I love myself yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi'
'spicy meat'
'I love myself yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi'
by Spysie meet January 17, 2018
