poop fog

The foggy brown water still remaining after you've flushed a massive poo.

Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"

by Tom Ato September 17, 2016

Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 7, 2010

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

fog chick

A regional term for someone basic who also lacks grace and style. A person who would choose housing based on location, organize private Facebook groups, laugh about inside jokes publicly, and wear clothes that were fashionable three years ago.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, did you hear that girl laughing about her Facebook group chat in the grad lounge?"
Person 2: "She must be a fog chick."

by 1OneHittaQuitta1 April 2, 2020

lost in the fog

When you hot box a small area and can't find the exit.

"Dude where's the door?"
"I dunno man, we're lost in the fog."

by Rhynockerous September 4, 2016