Floppy Doppy

The male reproductive organ in the relaxed state.

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.

by Dingo February 25, 2003

strippy floppies

a stripperesque platform adaption of the flippy floppy

Lounging poolside, we couldn't contain ourselves when a random hook strolled through donning some ridiculous strippy floppies.

by shawkstar June 29, 2009

Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.

"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"

by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011

floppy Roy

Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.

Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.

by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009

Floppy-b

A term most barbs use to insult the flop named c@rd! B she has so right to even be in the same millennium as our lord and saviour NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP x2 YOU HEAR ME” -Lovley peaches

Ugh floppy-b made another album time to call millie🏳️ 🌈. 🚐~~~~~~~~~

by Your local barbist May 25, 2022

Floppy Mess

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.

"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."

"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"

by Zozofosho September 21, 2011

floppy bobby

big massive sweaty dump that you take when talkin to somebody called danny !!!!!

antony garnett has just done a floppy bobby in the lav

by keith lemon fdge January 16, 2009