That man is flapjacked
by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020
Get the Flapjackedmug. Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
Get the jiggly flapjacksmug. Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
Get the Marmalade flapjackmug. When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
Get the Cambodian Flapjackmug. For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019
Get the Flapjackedmug. When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.
The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.
by Lickskillet July 20, 2016
Get the Cheesy Flapjackmug. 