Bobrisky's wise words, an alarm to wake someone up and is an accurate weather forecast appropriate everyday in Ondo State, Nigeria, Africa.
by honestlymehnnn September 28, 2021
The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.
Bob: “I fell on it” again?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
by E hates Q April 25, 2023
when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
by Dawson's gay January 06, 2022
There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river
Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party
Getting wasted
Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party
Getting wasted
Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet
Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
by chachawatcher July 05, 2009
omg Aguanetta , I just fell of the roof and I have really bad cramps...I'm not going to make the bukkakefest tonight.
by Ron Damint June 26, 2017
Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.
by ComputerWorld February 05, 2024
Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".
Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.
by Magaletso October 18, 2012