A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
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It's still a thing and it's amazing and it's alive and real.
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Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
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"Maybe not tonight. My mom is going and since i didn't grow up in the south, that may get a bit awkward..."
"Oh that's alright. I'll tell her you said hi!"
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"Oh that's alright. I'll tell her you said hi!"
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