faggotball

The "sport" of douchebags. Uniform consists of polo shirts with obnoxious logos on them, sagging cargo shorts, and Sperry shoes with socks that come up almost to the knee, or other "swag" clothing. Participants often falsely claim to be athletically gifted. Regrettable tattoo is optional but very common. The "goal of the game" is to be as annoying as possible. The ones best at faggotball are known as the captains.

Person 1: "Yeah, I totally beat these 5 guys at basketball all by myself the other day" -pushes up Aeropostale polo sleeves to reveal misspelled tattoo-

Person 2: "Look, it's the faggotball captain"

by Harrison10 September 11, 2013

Faggotoid

A massive fuckin' faggot

That guy is such a fucking faggotoid

by Antonioni Oni August 23, 2018

Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

Faggota

A faggota is a word for someone who is a fag but also a homo.

Do you see Appsy he is a faggota

by Shot bro May 2, 2021

Weak Faggot

1. Someone who always talks about lifting weights but only ever seems to lift trays of brownies into their mouths

2. A person who longs for their former "I used to be strong" days, now experiencing their "I'm a gay fuck" days

Man, Mike is such a weak faggot. When is he going to stop eating and start weightlifting again?

by Mersa7799 January 6, 2012

flamingo faggot

An extremely gay flamboyant male who always wears pink attire

He is a flamingo faggot

by Flamingo Faggot November 22, 2016

Cameron faggot

A little chimp he’s really black he’s a goofy ass nigga with a fat ass girlfriend. He’s annoying thinking everyone is his friend. He’s really a bitch ass nigga a no one likes him

You are a Cameron faggot I hate you

by Rrreason December 17, 2019