farmer bitch 

someone who thinks they’re a farmer, but are not

Shawn is such a farmer bitch

farmer bitch by justclairelou2.0 May 7, 2018

Farmer parker 

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

Farmer parker by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Farmer jones 

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

Farmer jones by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018

Farmer Craig 

A self hating jew.

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.

Farmer Craig by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019

Farmer Boy Song 

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”

“Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga”

Farmer Boy Song by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019

Farmer john 

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

Farmer john by Porta john February 15, 2019

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex

(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.

farmer love by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019