curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

kratos falling

Literally just Kratos falling with Aerosmiths Dream on playing

Bro look Kratos falling again

by Ruben.18 November 11, 2022

Falling in Love

A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.

After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :

"Will you marry me?"

by chugers April 14, 2009

Falling Out

falling out is a term used by heroin users, meaning to overdose.

"a bunch of my junkie friends have been falling out on that brand of dope."

by mstrsso'pain April 8, 2006

Falling in Love

A mistake you will regret for your whole life.

Friend : Is that your wife
Me: Yup, i regret falling in love with her

by peropiesm August 17, 2017

Faping

Blowing sick clouds from your vape while jerking your dick

Kris: Sorry I couldn't do the presentation last night, I was too busy faping.
Tanner: dont sweat it.

by Tee13one April 26, 2017