Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow January 05, 2018

facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

by your_father_abel September 03, 2011

facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.

I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.

by The Angry Teacher June 07, 2011

Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.

Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.

by AeonZeon January 05, 2015

Facebook

N.

A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 27, 2011

FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

by anki24 January 29, 2012