forgetful latin teacher

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

by D Siegs June 3, 2010

Forced Interlace

When you're walking alongside a date, and, without your consent, they hold your hand with the fingers interlaced with one another as a gesture to claim you as theirs. A public display of "I'm in a relationship with this person." Especially relevant when you are in the early stages of dating, and one party isn't sure how they feel about the other, so it's incredibly uncomfortable and awkward.

"How was your date last night?" "It was alright, but she totally did a Forced Interlace on me! I tried to block her and tighten my hand up, but she was relentless... so we held hands the rest of the way to the train. Gah!"

by blah-blah-blah-di-da December 18, 2014

buckin fored

in other words fuckin bored

man teddy im buckin fored

by johnny bench August 6, 2007

Rory Forge

Rory Forge (incredibly famous swimmer) aka, technicolour yawn. The most awesome of the awesome.

Man did u see that Rory Forge. What a multicolour spew he erradicated from his body whilst angry pirating everybody in sight!

by The Forgé March 20, 2009

Fifth and Forget

for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day.

"dude, congrats on that A! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?"
"i'm for sure about to head to a party to fifth and forget."

"fml dude"
"i got you buddy, lets fifth and forget, always makes me feel better."

by Shamizard November 21, 2011

Forget

To lose thought and to not remember an idea,a thought,or information

Michael often forgets to take out the garbage, so the house starts to stink.

by Francis7808 November 14, 2013

Forked Tongue

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

by Heifcliff August 13, 2008