captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

by Planeteer September 10, 2011

You Enjoy Myself

Putyourfaceindriveintovelensa...or something like that

you enjoy myself is a super dope phish song

by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

pimpin' myself out

Acting as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions.

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an iced grill.
She's pimpin' herself out to buy some bling.

by LizzieZulu November 7, 2008

feelin' myself

When you're doing something and you're sucking at it

I was feelin' myself on that 2 mile run.

by McLovin2468 May 13, 2018

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017