fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

beaver fog

The emittance of odor and/or air,from the vagina.

All hopes of oral sex were thwarted by the beaver fog

by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013

Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.

Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"

by Schoeswife January 6, 2010

Fanny fog

The reasoning behind fucking an ugly man due to severe hornyness

Would never have fucked him but had a severe case of Fanny fog

by Col84 May 3, 2019

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by thefogiscoming5885 May 1, 2023

Cum-fog

Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter

While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”

by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012