Mr Focaccia

An Italian man who walks around his place of work never doing any actual work and eating morsels of food here and there (a grazer). Often times you’ll see him at his desk making coffee, set against a blank computer screen. Other times he’s devouring focaccia bread with a healthy dosing of olive oil.

Oh, here comes Mr Focaccia, with focaccia in hand. Did I hear he said he’s making coffee? What about those plan drawings that are due?

by doing a great job July 1, 2019

fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

fecalbate

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

Fecalized

Any subject that has been covered in feces, or rendered to the quality of feces.
Often used metaphorically

"Yo man, those birds fecalized that statue."

"Yo guys, fuckin' drew admitted he likes to be fecalized! What a freak!"

by greth April 3, 2008

Fecal Reimbursement

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."

"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"

by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008

fecalitoris

Clitoris that is near anus.

If there is clitoris near vagina, so there must another one near anus, it must be named fecalitoris.

by white negroe July 16, 2010